MASSACRE AT BALBOA

"When it was all said and done, more was said than done."

- Brother Law

Kid Blast's Consecutive DVGA Tour Victory Streak extends to 4 as he attempts to break his own record of 22 consecutive wins.

Brother Skill, obviously, won the DVGA Best Outfit award. As soon as Ross Dress For Less has that sale I'm coming for that title too.

Combined with a strong mental game, Mark "Left Hand Low" P is normally rock solid from 6 feet to the cup. Sunday at Balboa proved to be an exception. 4 footers short. 3 footers long. 2 footers lipped out. When the smoke cleared P had at least 9 strokes on his card, that would not have been there on any other day.


Brother Bob "Cavity Back" Mack must have pissed Lady Luck off. She aint fucking with him no more. However, quiet as it's kept, his swing is looking more like, well ... an actual swing. In the past his T shots looked like he was an epileptic on methamphetamines laced with crack and cayenne pepper. Bob hit so many trees the squirrels started throwing nuts at him. I've got one word for you Cavity Back: REVERSE WEIGHT SHIFT. Thank God Brother Bob's putting is coming around. Not a single 3 putt the entire round. Big ups for that. Wish I could say the same for my game.

Brother Skill aka "Ka Boom", has been wounded for the past several rounds. After getting the "OK" from his chiropractor, Skill was attacked by a shelf in his garage further exacerbating his shoulder injury. It showed in the T Box. Long and right. Short and left. Then .... Ka Boom! 315 yards chip onto the green. However, trouble off the T has never stopped Skill in the past. My man normally gets out of more trouble than Houdini. The only cat in the DVGA with a private putting green on his estate, Skill typically sinks 15 footers like they were tap ins. On some days he would stroke the ball, bop off the green and be in his cart before the ball dropped in the cup. They weren't dropping like that this Sunday which explains the 5 or 6 extra strokes on his card.

Kid Blast aka The Peoples Champ. A picture speaks a thousand words.